Kelly and Geena have been converting me to Buffy, so we've been mainlining it. I am enjoying it much more than I anticipated. (My problem with vampire-related media is generally the way it takes itself far, far too seriously, but this show doesn't do that, at all, ever. Plus it's just funny and well-done.) Probably this explains why I dreamt that I ( Read more... )

It is somewhat disconcerting to have a dream in which you are a character--that is, you're called by your name and have some of personality traits that are recognizably yours--but in addition to this, you also have personality traits borrowed from two of your original characters. Especially when said original characters are a psychopath and ( Read more... )

• 06:18 @ amazonqueenkate Wow. That's an impressively batshit dream. #

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Hahahaha, so Sylvia had a dream where she was a bounty hunter, and I was on the run because I started some kind of internet scam? Anyway, by the sound of things, I was some unholy combination of Carmen Sandiego, Michael Westen, and a ninja. I guess at one point she cornered me in alley, and we were shouting at each other ("Why are you running ( Read more... )

• 17:12 @ amazonqueenkate LOL what? That sounds like a crazy dream for sure. #
• 20:04 @ Joslow I love Sarah Haskins. #
• 22:15 I feel really blah today. #

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So I dreamt that BJ (from M*A*S*H) and I were homicide detectives. I was the rookie--I'd just gotten assigned about two days ago--and our captain completely hated me for reasons unknown. Anyway, in the process of investigating our case, we had to interview this Eastern Philosophy professor who was basically BJ's twin, except he had no mustache. At ( Read more... )

• 04:13 Good morning from oh, let's say Greece. #
• 04:14 Also, I had an epic dream involving a lost will, a horse chase sequence, and Colonel Potter having an evil twin. #
• 08:19 @ Ves_pertine Jon has such a comedy kink for other people making fun of him. It's highly entertaining. #
• 08:34 @ Ves_pertine Haha, well, I was speaking entirely in the context ( Read more... )

So I dreamt that I was Colonel Potter's niece, because his evil twin was married to my mom, who was apparently really wealthy. (He was my step-dad.) Well, my mom--who, incidentally, looked like Vivien Leigh--died randomly (it was under suspicious circumstances) and the will was "lost" somewhere, so evil!Colonel Potter was going to get all of her ( Read more... )

I just dreamt that Sylvia and I had to go into this alternate universe world to rescue our sisters. Said alternate universe world included monsters, ghosts, vampire!Stephen Colbert, and evil!dictator!Jon Stewart. (He sent creepy faceless guard monsters after me! Once I talked to him, though, he saw The Error Of His Ways and promised to be a better ( Read more... )

Maureen Dowd, how do you fail so, so hard? Is it something you strive for, this insane level of total, massive failure? Or is it just something you luck into? Inquiring minds want to know! (I'm kind of sad they're no longer accepting comments. I really wanted to make one saying, "Lay off the bad Pride & Prejudice fan fiction, Maureen. Your columns ( Read more... )